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THE CITY OF WOMEN

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With Marcello again?

3
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Maestro, <i>please...</i>

4
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Super buns!

5
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You're stupendous.

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Gorgeous!

7
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The woman I've <i>always...</i>

8
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God, you're just too much!

9
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Married?

10
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Twice divorced. Why?

11
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Oh, couldn't your husbands
satisfy you?

12
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Can you?

13
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I'd be ready in a minute.

14
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We'll <i>see...</i>

15
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Just keep still.

16
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You want to do it here?

17
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What a chest you've got!
Come here.

18
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Where are we?

19
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<i>Fregene...</i>
It's my station!

20
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- Wait. What's your phone number?
- Good-bye!

21
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She's not getting away.

22
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Where's that mount going?

23
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Signora, the station's over there.

24
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What'll I do?

25
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Let her go?

26
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Look at that gait!

27
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Good Ole Snaporaz
can't let that go!

28
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Signora!

29
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Hold On a minute!

30
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Taking pictures?
Take a shot of my pecker.

31
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Careful, or I'll get you
between two watermelons.

32
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You gorgeous cow.

33
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That was Some kiss!

34
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Like a shovel.

35
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You need a taste of Ole Snaporaz.
Signora!

36
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No, wait! Stop! Wait for me!

37
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And now <i>what...?</i>

38
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Alas, 'tis a divinity that guides us,
Ole Snaporaz.

39
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Where're you taking that ass?

40
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Here I am!

41
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<i>Signora...</i>

42
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There's an important matter.

43
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My <i>train...</i>

44
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Where's that mare? There She is!

45
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Wait, what's the hurry?

46
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Slow down.

47
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Before you were so sweet,
and now you're going away!

48
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Not going away, going towards.

49
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Going towards what? Do you live here?

50
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Ah, what a wonderful smell!

51
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These trees use finer perfumes
than your playmates.

52
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- You married?
- No. That is, yes. Only once.

53
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But I have no "playmates".

54
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We're alone: you and I <i>...</i>

55
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Can't you slow down?
Why the cross-country race?

56
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Stop.

57
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Why do you follow?

58
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What if I were going to meet a man?

59
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Or many men...strong men?

60
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It's a pity you lost your train
for no reason.

61
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You�re not afraid?

62
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A little.
But that excites me all the more.

63
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Give me a kiss, just one.

64
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Like you did before.

65
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Let me say it: you're a hot bitch!

66
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You'd take on an army.
What an ass!

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It drives me crazy.
Where's that kiss?

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Not that kiss. Want a real one?

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<i>Quick...</i>

70
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Want me to eat you alive? Here?
One <i>condition...</i>

71
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If you close your eyes
I'll give you a tremendous kiss!

72
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No, be still.
And keep your eyes closed!

73
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Where'd she go?

74
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No good bitch.

75
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With all my troubles I have to <i>go...</i>

76
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and make a fool of myself.

77
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Who knows
why I carry on like a silly boy?

78
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At my age!

79
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Now I'm stranded without provisions
in a godforsaken forest.

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Ole <i>Snaporaz...</i>

81
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I dunno, boss.

82
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One and two! Two and three!
Three and four!

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Four and five!

84
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Five hundred!

85
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Five thousand!

86
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Five hundred thousand!

87
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Five million <i>...</i>

88
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Five hundred million women!

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Remove the furniture.
It's rigid, obtuse. It's masculine!

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Don't accept calls.
Ladies, be reasonable, one at a time!

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How come couples get rooms
without identification?

92
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There's my big bunny, honey-woney.

93
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You love me, don't you?

94
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Well?

95
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Nothing.

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Hello. Nice convention, huh?
You from newspaper?

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It's a wonder you got in.
I'm from newspaper too.

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I even wrote about our Convention
in Heinzburgend.

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You been there?

100
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"Nein", no men were there.

101
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Who can repair a tape recorder?

102
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Nobody?

103
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Can somebody fix a tape recorder?

104
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Excuse me, <i>sir...</i>

105
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Did a <i>lady...</i>

106
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A female lady?

107
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What a stupid question,
that's all we've got.

108
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Keep your cool.
She has boots and a Russian hat.

109
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He just walked in.
He's right in front of me.

110
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Where are they going to practice
group meditation?

111
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Only one room?

112
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Too many <i>waves...</i>

113
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Come on, you. My recorder broke down.

114
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Everything's made of plastic.

115
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Ah, it's working?

116
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You've just heard
typical masculine sounds.

117
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Unbearable.
They only suggest aggressiveness.

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There she is!

119
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Out with the shit, Morning-glory!

120
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Now you'll hear
delicate and harmonious sounds.

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Gentle and friendly.

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Humane, feminine sounds.

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Sounds of lacerated silks.

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Women working at their own pace.

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Here we have the turtle position.

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Practice this position
for psychic stability.

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Hey, you <i>...</i>

128
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You don't belong here.

129
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Go while the going's good.

130
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Talking to me?

131
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What do you mean?

132
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There she <i>is...</i> Signora!

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<i>I'm</i> here!

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The vagina is a shell
with the sound of the sea.

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You all recall the song of the siren.

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But the male offends her

137
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with humiliating names:
snatch, box, bunny.

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Beaver!

139
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Patootie!

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Let us explore this vagina of ours

141
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with her lips, eternally kissing.

142
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Let's find new names.

143
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Tongue of light! Smile of life!

144
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Moon-violet.

145
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The statues of Ancient Greece
have phalluses

146
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that rise up haughtily.

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Look at what phalluses have inspired.

148
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Where can you get that?

149
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Wishful thinking!

150
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And so, phallic power

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keeps oppressing half of humanity.

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That is, we women!

153
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Even the missionary position
is socially obsolete.

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What does he do?

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The man, arrogant, with member erect
on top of the woman with

156
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her passive vagina.

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A sociocultural oppression,

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from patriarchal times
to the present day.

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We're against penetration.
It's invasion without defense!

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We want Ideal Coitus
with parity between Male and Female.

161
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Penetration is a crime that should
carry a fine of 10 million lira!

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The Feminist Movement
at Columbia University

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- has been doing extensive research.
- They're reactionaries!

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Fascists!

165
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Stop right there. I've had it!
You've busted my ovaries!

166
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Let go!

167
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Our main goal is to abolish fellatio!

168
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A degrading practice from which
we have never been weaned.

169
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I like fellatio.

170
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<i>What's</i> this fellatio?

171
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Try reading Catullus!

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It's a subconscious manifestation
of woman's creativeness.

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Oh, <i>finally...</i>

174
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The kitchen's far Off.

175
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I'll take the tray.
Go on, scram. Beat it!

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Cas-tra-tion! <i>Cas-tra-tion...</i>

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The American woman

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prefers the following position,

179
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and naturally their husbands comply!

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Why must it be a man and a woman?

181
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There's no need for a man.

182
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Mas-tur-ba-tion! Mas-tur-ba-tion!

183
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We've a thousand sensations
in the palm

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of our hand, in our <i>armpit...</i>

185
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We must defeat fellatio,
it's primitive!

186
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Tahitian women have learned to keep

187
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a turgid organ in their vagina
for a whole night!

188
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A feat unknown to us!

189
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Finally I see two smiling faces
among so many scowling women.

190
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Why so bitter?

191
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Yes, I understand feminism

192
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but is the anger necessary?

193
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The usual male commentary, huh?

194
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Virgin yet whore,
angelic yet diabolical.

195
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Goddess of the hearth
and instrument of pleasure.

196
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Two aspects of false feminity
to better serve

197
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the male chauvinist pig!

198
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"The Average Housewife".

199
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Oh no, you're crying?

200
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Marriage-Miscarriage!

201
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Thank you, you were both marvelous.

202
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<i>Marriage-Miscarriage...</i>
yes, excellent!

203
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I agree.

204
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You're absolutely right.

205
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Yes, certainly!

206
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There is Mrs. Small jogging

207
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in front of her Six husbands.

208
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All happy and content.

209
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Rare example of feminism
inside family circle.

210
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We very lucky to obtain interview
in her house.

211
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She says that
when she was little baby

212
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story of Snow White
and Seven Dwarfs

213
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made great impression on her

214
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like premonition
of what her future would be.

215
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Her husbands
are of different nationality.

216
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One is even Italian, from Naples.

217
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She went there to buy a dog
but ended up marrying him!

218
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Here is final toast

219
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with all the husbands.

220
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One moment!
There's a big surprise.

221
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Our valorous comrade,
Enderbreith Small,

222
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,743
who was in my film,

223
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is here with us.

224
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You can ask her questions.

225
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Aren't you a slave to 6 masters?

226
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That's my question too!

227
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Is she happy
in her polyandric relationship?

228
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She said very happy.
It's a united family.

229
00:25:01,096 --> 00:25:04,557
Now I'll ask where her husbands are.

230
00:25:09,361 --> 00:25:13,324
Hans, Jenz, Jan, Giggi, Lars, Peter!

231
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ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL

232
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Go on, go on <i>...</i> keep going.

233
00:25:30,944 --> 00:25:32,151
Don't stop.

234
00:26:06,384 --> 00:26:09,254
My dear sisters, I'm sixty.

235
00:26:09,473 --> 00:26:11,055
Only sixty!

236
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,931
Menopause doesn't exist.

237
00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:42,406
It's an alibi for the Male Society.

238
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It's he, the male,
who runs out of steam!

239
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I spent my life teaching children.

240
00:26:50,216 --> 00:26:52,960
And I found teaching them
more rewarding

241
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than having them.

242
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Look at this beautiful leg,
see any seams or veins?

243
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Wrinkles are a male invention!

244
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My husband said:

245
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"You're like climbing the <i>Everest...</i>
without oxygen!"

246
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I'm proud of my wrinkles!
Here they are, one by one.

247
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I've no fear of aging nor of dying.

248
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I adore life.
Making love is marvelous.

249
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All women are young!
All women are beautiful!

250
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They're all only twenty years old!

251
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A woman without a man

252
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<i>IS...</i>

253
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She's like a nose without a room

254
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A somersault without any chowder

255
00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:46,601
Like a dictionary without a broom

256
00:27:46,821 --> 00:27:50,533
A parasol without any powder

257
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A woman without a man <i>is...</i>

258
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A palisade without a strut

259
00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,097
A palimpsest without a sting

260
00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:08,395
A pachyderm without a putt

261
00:28:08,611 --> 00:28:11,981
A parabola without a sling

262
00:28:12,243 --> 00:28:19,838
A woman without a man <i>is...</i>

263
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:24,262
A periscope without any greens

264
00:28:24,474 --> 00:28:27,560
A pinnacle without a sigh

265
00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:30,565
A pimpernel without any means

266
00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:34,482
A pedigree without a thigh

267
00:28:36,956 --> 00:28:38,822
I'd like to say something

268
00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:41,412
though it may be useless, sisters.

269
00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:47,513
We've been deceived once again.

270
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,179
Very subtly. True to his style.

271
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:54,647
We were generous and hospitable.

272
00:28:54,864 --> 00:28:57,700
Understanding. We spoke.

273
00:28:57,911 --> 00:29:00,154
We discussed. We sang.

274
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:02,625
We performed our rites

275
00:29:02,795 --> 00:29:06,006
without reserve, or feminine modesty

276
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,844
in the futile hope of making known

277
00:29:09,057 --> 00:29:13,054
to one who cannot, nor wishes to know

278
00:29:13,315 --> 00:29:16,776
how much freedom,
how much authenticity

279
00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:19,606
and love, and life

280
00:29:19,786 --> 00:29:21,652
has been denied us.

281
00:29:25,713 --> 00:29:28,377
Our efforts here have been useless,
sisters.

282
00:29:30,096 --> 00:29:35,016
The eyes of that man, presently
among us with that look

283
00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:40,025
of feigned respectability, of one who
desires to know us, understand us

284
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,781
because he insists
that it can better our relationship.

285
00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:46,832
And of all of his hypocritical
excuses,

286
00:29:47,044 --> 00:29:49,287
this is surely the basest.

287
00:29:49,507 --> 00:29:53,720
Those eyes are the eyes of the male
we've always known.

288
00:29:54,057 --> 00:29:58,475
They reflect his inner derision,
his mockery.

289
00:29:58,858 --> 00:30:01,317
He has the same rotten core.

290
00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:03,989
We are only a pretext

291
00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:07,320
for another of his crude,
animalistic fables.

292
00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:12,084
Another neurotic song-and-dance act.

293
00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:16,254
We're his chorus,
his hula girls, his fiends.

294
00:30:16,557 --> 00:30:19,142
We enhance his show with our passion,

295
00:30:19,396 --> 00:30:20,853
with our suffering.

296
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:29,074
I warn this dismal,
hollow, worn-out Sultan

297
00:30:29,247 --> 00:30:32,413
that we're neither marionettes
nor fiends.

298
00:30:32,629 --> 00:30:33,836
We're of this earth

299
00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:38,045
but not as mere compost,
as he would have us.

300
00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:42,060
He doesn't know us,
nor Wants to

301
00:30:42,272 --> 00:30:44,264
and that is his fatal error.

302
00:30:44,484 --> 00:30:46,818
While we've been shut up in his harem

303
00:30:47,031 --> 00:30:50,401
or isolated in our respective ghettos

304
00:30:50,621 --> 00:30:53,160
we've had the time to study him.

305
00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:56,253
To observe this keeper of ours.

306
00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:58,795
Our Lord!

307
00:30:59,095 --> 00:31:01,088
We know you well!

308
00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:05,269
Everything about you.
You're the marionette, the fiend!

309
00:31:05,524 --> 00:31:06,856
Look at him!

310
00:31:07,193 --> 00:31:08,479
He hides.

311
00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:11,110
You can't hide!

312
00:31:11,368 --> 00:31:13,656
Your number is up.

313
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:17,702
Look, I'll tell them everything,
about the train and how <i>you...</i>

314
00:31:17,921 --> 00:31:20,039
Look sisters!

315
00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:22,005
In close-up!

316
00:31:30,737 --> 00:31:32,775
Go to hell!

317
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:41,583
Attention!

318
00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:43,423
A male

319
00:31:44,054 --> 00:31:47,219
lurks among us,
and listens to what we say.

320
00:31:47,477 --> 00:31:50,141
He steals our words.
He records them

321
00:31:50,357 --> 00:31:52,520
only to deform their meaning.

322
00:31:52,694 --> 00:31:53,980
He's a spy.

323
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:57,029
We must stop him. Find him.

324
00:31:57,244 --> 00:31:59,908
Corner him. Throw him out.

325
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,263
Excuse <i>me...</i>

326
00:32:15,862 --> 00:32:17,695
Over there. That's him!

327
00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:21,361
Out! Out! Out!

328
00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:27,923
Ladies, <i>please...</i>

329
00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,311
I came here by chance.

330
00:32:36,276 --> 00:32:37,687
Let me speak.

331
00:32:37,862 --> 00:32:39,194
<i>Sir...</i>

332
00:32:41,452 --> 00:32:43,194
Come, follow me.

333
00:32:56,813 --> 00:32:59,933
What manners! You're all mad!

334
00:33:00,153 --> 00:33:04,400
How was I supposed to know
you were holding a convention?

335
00:33:04,661 --> 00:33:05,822
Why pick on me?

336
00:33:06,707 --> 00:33:07,868
What's so funny?

337
00:33:08,043 --> 00:33:10,957
Why'd you call me? Let me out.

338
00:33:11,174 --> 00:33:13,257
Where are you going?

339
00:33:13,512 --> 00:33:15,504
I wouldn't let him out.

340
00:33:15,766 --> 00:33:18,009
What does he want from us?

341
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:24,027
Instead I feel like helping him.
I'm very maternal.

342
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,198
I can't help it.

343
00:33:26,410 --> 00:33:28,903
It's my big weakness. Can you skate?

344
00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:32,168
Skate? As a <i>kid...</i>

345
00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,919
You've a chance then.
Give him your skates.

346
00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:38,755
You must be brave
and above all, lucky.

347
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:42,725
- Are you lucky?
- For what? Skating?

348
00:33:42,899 --> 00:33:44,892
Where are we going?

349
00:34:09,324 --> 00:34:13,788
That's Gabriella, every day,
she circles the rink 300 times.

350
00:34:13,957 --> 00:34:15,664
She made a vow.

351
00:34:18,466 --> 00:34:21,756
Why don't we tell them
you're the new instructor?

352
00:34:22,723 --> 00:34:25,433
He'll end up
like the plumber did.

353
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,106
It'd be a pity.

354
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,197
That thing's upstairs.

355
00:34:35,413 --> 00:34:37,747
Be careful when you open it.

356
00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:45,011
- Come, put the skates on.
- Where's the exit?

357
00:34:45,224 --> 00:34:49,766
- You said you'd help me get out.
- In front of you.

358
00:35:00,877 --> 00:35:02,334
They're good, huh?

359
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,999
Must you go?

360
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,804
- How old are you?
- Too old.

361
00:35:32,854 --> 00:35:35,438
Strike here, the male genital organs.

362
00:35:39,032 --> 00:35:41,320
You missed. You all miss!

363
00:35:41,536 --> 00:35:43,654
You lack concentration.

364
00:35:43,874 --> 00:35:45,662
Concentration is everything.

365
00:35:45,878 --> 00:35:47,870
Keep mind on objective.

366
00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:49,748
Come, Camilla.

367
00:35:51,346 --> 00:35:53,304
Legs wide <i>apart...</i>

368
00:35:53,517 --> 00:35:58,060
I got first prize
for the best kick i n the testicles.

369
00:35:58,275 --> 00:36:02,022
- It's bothersome, isn't it?
- Oh no, it's a joy.

370
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,487
Why are you here?

371
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,541
Strange, isn't it?
I'm a chick full of contradictions.

372
00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,885
Ready for "Mackarij" <i>kick...</i>
Go!

373
00:36:19,357 --> 00:36:22,351
Good kick!
Because good concentration.

374
00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:27,285
In your imaginative sphere
you must visualize the genitals.

375
00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:30,749
Are you trying to rescue him,
Donatella?

376
00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:33,664
Lots Of luck!

377
00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:46,066
Come, grandpa.

378
00:36:46,282 --> 00:36:49,994
Hold on.
It's thirty years since <i>I've...</i>

379
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:54,752
Don't be so nervous.

380
00:36:58,804 --> 00:37:00,546
I have a trick knee.

381
00:37:00,808 --> 00:37:03,267
You'll lead me to the exit,
won't you?

382
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,815
You�re such a <i>dear...</i>

383
00:37:09,074 --> 00:37:11,237
Don't pull, I'll fall.

384
00:37:15,544 --> 00:37:18,710
Let go! I don't need you.

385
00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:41,506
Afraid, huh?

386
00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:55,657
How beautiful!

387
00:37:57,956 --> 00:38:01,417
They're good. Very choreographic.

388
00:38:12,192 --> 00:38:14,104
Shall I come and get you?

389
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,358
It's a madhouse!

390
00:38:16,574 --> 00:38:18,237
Hurry, you fool!

391
00:38:22,878 --> 00:38:26,465
- Come, Daddy...
- A bunch of nitwits!

392
00:38:27,135 --> 00:38:30,175
- Stop them!
- They can't stop.

393
00:38:31,102 --> 00:38:34,814
We have to get through.
Let us through!

394
00:38:39,242 --> 00:38:41,530
Look out! The stairs!

395
00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:43,576
The <i>stairs...</i>

396
00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:54,049
The steps are slippery.

397
00:38:54,395 --> 00:38:56,433
You slip like an eel.

398
00:38:57,316 --> 00:39:00,152
My husband kept slipping

399
00:39:00,364 --> 00:39:03,153
until he was kaputt.

400
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,790
Come, little <i>one...</i>

401
00:39:08,463 --> 00:39:10,626
Breathe together with me.

402
00:39:11,301 --> 00:39:14,467
Breathe and count: <i>"Eins''...</i>

403
00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:15,885
Does it hurt?

404
00:39:16,102 --> 00:39:18,219
Of course it does!

405
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:26,075
Cunts!

406
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,951
Look what a nice bronco!

407
00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:32,421
I get such <i>ideas...</i>

408
00:39:33,091 --> 00:39:35,254
I have to get back.
Where's the station?

409
00:39:35,471 --> 00:39:37,338
Station?

410
00:39:37,558 --> 00:39:38,890
I take you.

411
00:39:39,228 --> 00:39:41,938
But "nicht so schnell", young fella.

412
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:45,486
I can't make out what she says!

413
00:39:45,698 --> 00:39:49,159
I won't touch you
because I dirty you more.

414
00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:53,498
Good <i>boy...</i>
Take your little coat and scarf.

415
00:39:57,011 --> 00:39:59,254
You see how black I am?

416
00:39:59,474 --> 00:40:03,892
A bucket of water and I'm all white.
Like a slice of bread.

417
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:08,530
"Schon besser"? Feel better?

418
00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:13,246
Let's go then. Move, young fella.

419
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:16,953
Who'll ever believe this?
If that bitch up there <i>hadn't...</i>

420
00:40:18,217 --> 00:40:21,257
What time is it? Who knows?

421
00:40:21,515 --> 00:40:23,256
<i>Listen...</i>

422
00:40:26,316 --> 00:40:29,277
"And with his dipper
He skimmed the pot

423
00:40:29,488 --> 00:40:31,320
"Skim, ski m, skim

424
00:40:32,953 --> 00:40:35,241
<i>''And now I Scrub-Scrub.''</i>

425
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:37,248
Where's the station?

426
00:40:44,391 --> 00:40:46,975
Makes hot bubbles <i>inside...</i>

427
00:41:11,274 --> 00:41:13,688
You men are so strange.

428
00:41:14,488 --> 00:41:16,606
You�re all little cubs.

429
00:41:25,259 --> 00:41:28,754
You're a young fella too, a cub.

430
00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:36,230
"They all got fever-fever
For my beaver-beaver

431
00:41:36,404 --> 00:41:39,524
"Cool it, water, cool it, cool it!"

432
00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:42,112
<i>''The same rotten core.''</i>

433
00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:46,003
Oh, really, Madame?
"He hasn't changed a <i>bit..."</i>

434
00:41:46,214 --> 00:41:48,001
Why should he change?

435
00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:50,795
To become what, instead?

436
00:41:53,561 --> 00:41:55,303
I'm all <i>yours...</i>

437
00:41:58,236 --> 00:42:01,322
Come, little cub. I'm ready.

438
00:42:02,495 --> 00:42:06,662
With my motorcycle we'll all be
at the station in 10 minutes.

439
00:42:07,212 --> 00:42:09,169
You afraid?

440
00:42:09,341 --> 00:42:11,709
<i>I'm</i> harmless.

441
00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:14,213
Except for one <i>thing...</i>

442
00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:18,806
Just kidding.
Don't be afraid for your thing.

443
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,755
Hold on.

444
00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:38,387
Hold on tight. Tighter, tighter!

445
00:43:07,031 --> 00:43:12,201
Signora, I took a different road
this morning. There was no canal!

446
00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:16,373
It's a short cut.

447
00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:20,757
You hear the frogs?

448
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:24,226
- They're singing
- So who gives a damn?

449
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,810
How much longer will it take?

450
00:43:27,069 --> 00:43:28,310
Almost there.

451
00:43:44,392 --> 00:43:46,385
We'll stop here.

452
00:43:46,688 --> 00:43:48,555
For <i>just...</i> sec-sec.

453
00:43:48,775 --> 00:43:50,313
What for?

454
00:43:50,487 --> 00:43:52,696
The Stationmaster, poor thing.

455
00:43:52,908 --> 00:43:54,865
Signora, where're you going?

456
00:43:55,121 --> 00:43:57,409
The Stationmaster's seeds.
I promised him.

457
00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:00,247
This is too much!

458
00:44:00,755 --> 00:44:02,167
Come, help me.

459
00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:03,917
Had I <i>known...</i>

460
00:44:04,178 --> 00:44:08,596
Clever, Weisenheimer.
You want everything easy.

461
00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,231
Help her how?

462
00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:16,236
"There was a beaver who thought not
of her beaver, poor thing.

463
00:44:16,452 --> 00:44:20,699
"She takes him to the station,
but he denies her

464
00:44:20,918 --> 00:44:22,705
"a helping hand for a few seeds."

465
00:44:23,673 --> 00:44:24,834
This is ridiculous!

466
00:44:25,092 --> 00:44:29,135
"Komm, komm, we gather seeds
for all our needs."

467
00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:32,094
It'll only take a second.

468
00:44:32,565 --> 00:44:35,183
Duck that nice head of yours.

469
00:44:35,403 --> 00:44:38,068
- What beautiful <i>hair...</i>
- Yeah, thanks.

470
00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:42,702
These stuffed cats
belong to my granddaughters.

471
00:44:42,918 --> 00:44:45,127
It's hot in here, huh?

472
00:44:45,297 --> 00:44:48,884
Want a fresh egg?
They're good for you.

473
00:44:50,264 --> 00:44:52,382
Puts lead in your pencil.

474
00:44:52,644 --> 00:44:56,265
Don't waste time,
get the seeds and let's go.

475
00:44:56,652 --> 00:45:01,571
It's not time for seeds, silly cub.

476
00:45:02,412 --> 00:45:04,153
Look at this titty.

477
00:45:04,374 --> 00:45:06,537
Ever seen one SO nice?

478
00:45:09,551 --> 00:45:11,634
Oh, this is too much!

479
00:45:11,847 --> 00:45:13,588
Signora, cover <i>up...</i>

480
00:45:13,808 --> 00:45:16,427
Squeeze it for a sec then we'll go.

481
00:45:16,605 --> 00:45:19,314
You know nothing about me.

482
00:45:19,485 --> 00:45:22,355
Don't say no. Touch it with a finger

483
00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:24,821
just for a sec-sec.

484
00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:27,496
It's nice and firm.

485
00:45:27,834 --> 00:45:31,000
Yeah, it's firm,
but let's go to the station.

486
00:45:31,257 --> 00:45:33,591
I've a cat down there that's purring.

487
00:45:33,846 --> 00:45:37,181
- And moaning.
- That's your business!

488
00:45:37,394 --> 00:45:40,638
She's meowing. Come and stroke her.

489
00:45:40,859 --> 00:45:42,441
My big cat!

490
00:45:42,778 --> 00:45:44,520
Take me to the Station!

491
00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:46,527
Are you crazy?

492
00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:47,985
Let go!

493
00:45:48,247 --> 00:45:51,161
I need it. Where are you?

494
00:45:51,378 --> 00:45:53,792
Feed the cat. Feed it!

495
00:45:54,008 --> 00:45:56,672
Don't oblige me to use force.

496
00:45:58,767 --> 00:46:00,474
My God, how it stinks!

497
00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:08,572
Help! Help!

498
00:46:08,786 --> 00:46:12,748
Gimme your little "knockwurst",
gimme gimme!

499
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,292
You pig!

500
00:46:15,297 --> 00:46:16,538
You sow!

501
00:46:18,387 --> 00:46:19,753
It's my <i>mother...</i>

502
00:46:21,476 --> 00:46:24,015
Mama, I only came here to get

503
00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:26,561
Some seeds.

504
00:46:27,487 --> 00:46:29,946
Seeds for the Stationmaster.
The gentleman here

505
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,441
was <i>helping...</i>

506
00:46:31,619 --> 00:46:33,862
You monster! Come out!

507
00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:37,327
How could I give birth
to such a monster?

508
00:46:37,547 --> 00:46:40,462
Look what she did to you.

509
00:46:40,636 --> 00:46:44,507
I apologize on my knees
for that filthy galoshe.

510
00:46:44,728 --> 00:46:46,640
That barge!

511
00:46:46,856 --> 00:46:48,268
Out! Come out!

512
00:46:48,484 --> 00:46:53,027
I'll come out, but no kicking, Mama.
Swear!

513
00:46:53,952 --> 00:46:55,410
You old toad!

514
00:46:55,581 --> 00:46:58,575
You <i>swore...</i>
you'll go to hell for that.

515
00:46:58,795 --> 00:47:00,081
Go home!

516
00:47:00,673 --> 00:47:02,381
Shame!

517
00:47:03,011 --> 00:47:05,847
She didn't do anything, really.

518
00:47:06,392 --> 00:47:08,009
I asked for Some seeds.

519
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,277
I'll fix her! <i>Sweetie...</i>

520
00:47:40,665 --> 00:47:42,622
Accompany the gentleman

521
00:47:43,044 --> 00:47:47,040
to the train station. And make sure
you take the River Road.

522
00:47:47,343 --> 00:47:50,258
Forgive us.
We're poor people. Long live Italy!

523
00:47:52,728 --> 00:47:54,060
Yeah, long live!

524
00:48:01,871 --> 00:48:03,864
Wait! My <i>coat...</i>

525
00:48:43,532 --> 00:48:44,522
IS it far?

526
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,068
They'll meet us.

527
00:48:47,789 --> 00:48:48,870
Who will?

528
00:48:50,586 --> 00:48:54,207
Trudge, trudge
The road will never budge

529
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,012
Where's Schizo?

530
00:49:20,851 --> 00:49:22,558
She's going clean.

531
00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:24,722
She could be anywhere.

532
00:49:26,068 --> 00:49:29,359
- Who's that?
- We're takin' him to the station.

533
00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:33,074
The car's already a bit overloaded.

534
00:49:33,374 --> 00:49:35,583
She's not <i>comin'...</i>
doesn't feel good.

535
00:49:35,754 --> 00:49:38,498
<i>Ugh...</i>
it's rippin' my guts.

536
00:49:38,717 --> 00:49:40,710
Can't breathe.

537
00:49:44,269 --> 00:49:46,057
What's she got?

538
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,818
Where'll I sit?

539
00:49:53,411 --> 00:49:57,954
What are you doin', sittin'
on the bottle with that <i>ass...</i>

540
00:50:00,758 --> 00:50:03,217
Mommy struck again!

541
00:50:04,139 --> 00:50:06,052
She screwed <i>him...</i>

542
00:50:06,811 --> 00:50:08,724
She's something else!

543
00:50:10,109 --> 00:50:12,602
Good-bye, Snow White.

544
00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:31,937
No, no way.

545
00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:41,915
"You turn me off", he says.
"What? I turn you off?"

546
00:50:49,223 --> 00:50:53,185
Then he says,
"I can't score with you."

547
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,527
"You're wiped out,
it's vice versa", I say.

548
00:50:57,739 --> 00:51:00,905
He blows my mind, I swear.

549
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,703
They're comin'!

550
00:51:02,874 --> 00:51:06,916
- Pussy ahead!
- The San Vincenzo junkies!

551
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:11,219
She borrowed the car again.
She's far out!

552
00:51:39,817 --> 00:51:42,732
Put On some sound.

553
00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:39,546
What are you doing, you jerk?

554
00:53:01,093 --> 00:53:03,211
Look out! Stop!

555
00:53:08,566 --> 00:53:10,432
Who was that idiot?

556
00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,377
Hey, how's Big Red makin' out?

557
00:53:22,216 --> 00:53:23,798
He's still makin' Out.

558
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:44,626
Ciao, <i>love...</i> ciao, love.

559
00:53:45,175 --> 00:53:47,008
Ciao, <i>lover...</i>

560
00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:48,795
Don't be ridiculous.

561
00:53:49,975 --> 00:53:53,938
You know what I got here?
You don't know what I got.

562
00:54:13,144 --> 00:54:14,636
<i>Relax...</i>

563
00:54:15,481 --> 00:54:17,690
There's nothing better to do.

564
00:54:18,571 --> 00:54:20,313
Come on, dance.

565
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,898
The plane!

566
00:54:49,252 --> 00:54:52,338
What are you doing?
You're going backwards?

567
00:54:55,723 --> 00:54:56,964
Stop!

568
00:55:56,544 --> 00:55:57,409
Let go!

569
00:56:10,612 --> 00:56:13,778
Asshole! Gimme back my gun.

570
00:56:14,244 --> 00:56:16,361
Monsters! You're all monsters!

571
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,703
Diabolical!

572
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,036
What are you?

573
00:56:20,214 --> 00:56:21,705
Who's that jerk?

574
00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:14,101
Well?

575
00:57:20,576 --> 00:57:22,533
You think you can scare me?

576
00:59:27,645 --> 00:59:29,729
What film is this?

577
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,896
Stop running, my good man!

578
00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:37,652
Italo, Franz, <i>Cleo...</i> come!

579
00:59:37,914 --> 00:59:38,744
Be good!

580
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,081
<i>Enter...</i>

581
00:59:40,252 --> 00:59:43,121
I'll cover your retreat
from those "lesbishes".

582
00:59:44,050 --> 00:59:48,718
How can female creatures
stoop so low?

583
00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:57,443
They're blanks, unfortunately.

584
00:59:57,659 --> 01:00:00,573
Only good for scaring them.

585
01:00:02,043 --> 01:00:05,003
It's three nights they keep me awake

586
01:00:05,215 --> 01:00:06,923
with their shouting,

587
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:08,250
their sit-ins,

588
01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:10,304
their Lesbos rallies.

589
01:00:10,517 --> 01:00:14,308
Although I'm busy with other matters
at night!

590
01:00:15,442 --> 01:00:17,480
But just knowing that they're

591
01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:20,531
camped down outside my house,
makes me furious.

592
01:00:21,411 --> 01:00:23,495
<i>Come...</i> No, wait.

593
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,326
Let me see your face.

594
01:00:27,882 --> 01:00:30,091
Old pines fall down like this.

595
01:00:30,262 --> 01:00:32,219
Hollowed Out.

596
01:00:32,391 --> 01:00:34,634
It was a hundred years old.

597
01:00:34,895 --> 01:00:37,889
It toppled without warning.

598
01:00:38,110 --> 01:00:41,651
- But we'll never fall.
- <i>Naturally...</i>

599
01:00:41,992 --> 01:00:44,952
You'll turn into repulsive old hags

600
01:00:45,164 --> 01:00:48,158
before you'll see me topple!

601
01:00:49,255 --> 01:00:50,336
Come <i>in...</i>

602
01:00:50,757 --> 01:00:52,090
Thank you.

603
01:00:52,469 --> 01:00:56,511
Drugged, teenage girls
tried to run me over.

604
01:00:56,728 --> 01:00:57,763
Typical.

605
01:00:58,022 --> 01:01:00,059
It's criminal, really.

606
01:01:00,276 --> 01:01:04,865
Have no fear.
You're safe in my house.

607
01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:22,848
Come.

608
01:01:23,276 --> 01:01:25,770
And don't worry about my puppies.

609
01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,700
You like weapons?
They're my passion.

610
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,794
Guns, women, horses. Women first!

611
01:01:35,049 --> 01:01:37,041
And women last <i>too...</i>

612
01:01:37,553 --> 01:01:41,765
There's few of us left
ever since the Invasion.

613
01:01:43,690 --> 01:01:48,313
Have you heard? They've threatened
to demolish my house.

614
01:01:49,033 --> 01:01:50,240
<i>Drink...</i>

615
01:01:52,372 --> 01:01:54,410
Look what they did to you!

616
01:01:54,626 --> 01:01:56,539
Want some clean clothes?

617
01:01:56,755 --> 01:02:02,130
No, I'll be going. They were supposed
to take me to the station.

618
01:02:02,349 --> 01:02:05,970
- I'm sorry, we haven't met.
- Z�berkock, Dr. Z�berkock.

619
01:02:06,189 --> 01:02:08,182
Snaporaz, my pleasure.

620
01:02:08,987 --> 01:02:10,444
Sit down.

621
01:02:19,088 --> 01:02:20,421
By <i>chance...</i>

622
01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:22,590
Weren't we schoolmates?

623
01:02:24,182 --> 01:02:25,764
Wasn't it <i>you...</i>

624
01:02:26,686 --> 01:02:29,806
I'd swear you were the <i>one...</i>

625
01:02:30,401 --> 01:02:33,487
who could tie his dong
at rest position.

626
01:02:33,908 --> 01:02:35,115
At rest?

627
01:02:35,327 --> 01:02:36,568
It <i>wasn't</i> me.

628
01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:40,032
Turn that light on.

629
01:02:43,175 --> 01:02:46,511
Your father had a white streak
of hair?

630
01:02:46,723 --> 01:02:47,930
He was bald.

631
01:02:48,226 --> 01:02:51,346
Good answer. I'm happy you're here.

632
01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:53,103
This one?

633
01:03:00,499 --> 01:03:02,036
<i>Amazing...</i>

634
01:03:04,507 --> 01:03:06,966
- May I?
- With your ear.

635
01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:09,296
Go on.

636
01:03:13,773 --> 01:03:15,766
It cost me a fortune.

637
01:03:16,027 --> 01:03:19,147
At a public auction, I had to outbid

638
01:03:19,367 --> 01:03:20,859
a Jamaican millionaire.

639
01:03:21,121 --> 01:03:24,662
It's better than Etruscan vases
or Egyptian pots!

640
01:03:24,878 --> 01:03:29,922
I've the finest "objets d'art"
of the Orient and Europe

641
01:03:30,388 --> 01:03:32,802
that honor the woman and love!

642
01:03:33,686 --> 01:03:35,097
You do love D�Annunzio?

643
01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:39,101
Of course!
Pardon, is the station nearby?

644
01:03:39,321 --> 01:03:42,236
I dreamt of him. He said:

645
01:03:43,495 --> 01:03:44,952
<i>''Xavier... ''</i>

646
01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,667
"Remember the greenhouses!"

647
01:03:47,879 --> 01:03:49,416
What greenhouses?

648
01:03:50,467 --> 01:03:51,457
Quiet!

649
01:03:56,228 --> 01:03:58,312
You shall see, my friend,

650
01:03:58,482 --> 01:04:00,941
the splendor of my greenhouses.

651
01:04:01,195 --> 01:04:03,905
The most beautiful orchids
in the world,

652
01:04:05,286 --> 01:04:07,404
with petals like flesh.

653
01:04:11,631 --> 01:04:13,965
It sounded like their patrol cycle.

654
01:04:14,219 --> 01:04:17,966
They come and go. Always checking!

655
01:04:18,227 --> 01:04:19,889
Day and night!

656
01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:21,854
Goddamn them!

657
01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:23,099
What�s this?

658
01:04:23,319 --> 01:04:25,277
Ah, you remember!

659
01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:31,407
I invented it while still in school.
But the Japanese stole my idea.

660
01:04:31,961 --> 01:04:32,997
Typical.

661
01:04:33,255 --> 01:04:36,796
Automatic vibrators, 3000 r. p.m.

662
01:04:37,012 --> 01:04:39,471
With this the woman goes crazy.

663
01:04:39,683 --> 01:04:41,471
She screeches like an eagle.

664
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,138
It's paradise for her.

665
01:04:48,116 --> 01:04:49,152
Be still!

666
01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:52,161
Let's see if you have the courage!

667
01:04:52,373 --> 01:04:53,534
Come on!

668
01:04:53,751 --> 01:04:57,794
I'd love to see you fry
on the high-tension wires!

669
01:04:58,844 --> 01:05:02,510
Or better still, impaled
on the spires of the main gate.

670
01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:06,267
Unfortunately, I had them designed
like phalluses.

671
01:05:06,483 --> 01:05:07,690
Grave mistake!

672
01:05:08,403 --> 01:05:09,769
<i>Yes...</i>

673
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:15,915
My heart breaks when I think
that my house, over 50 years old,

674
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:20,878
almost built with my own hands
and baptized "My Temple"

675
01:05:21,135 --> 01:05:23,219
must be demolished.

676
01:05:24,016 --> 01:05:26,680
Dem-o-li-tion!

677
01:05:28,315 --> 01:05:30,649
Dem-o-li-tion!

678
01:05:30,861 --> 01:05:32,945
<i>Dem-O-li-tion...</i> Bitches!

679
01:05:33,951 --> 01:05:35,567
Why demolition?

680
01:05:36,163 --> 01:05:39,283
Laws decreed by our new rulers.

681
01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,791
Those hoodlum ''lesbishes''.

682
01:05:42,007 --> 01:05:44,250
They want a sick world.

683
01:05:44,470 --> 01:05:47,088
But they don't know me. I shoot!

684
01:05:47,351 --> 01:05:52,224
I have guns, dogs, high-tension.
And faithful friends.

685
01:05:52,777 --> 01:05:54,519
Yes, but I <i>must...</i>

686
01:05:54,739 --> 01:05:56,857
I have a fortress here!

687
01:05:57,912 --> 01:06:02,284
By Hercules, I must <i>dress...</i>
for the party. Wait here.

688
01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:04,041
I can't <i>stay...</i>

689
01:06:04,299 --> 01:06:08,011
I'll drive you back tomorrow,
wherever you like.

690
01:06:08,599 --> 01:06:10,887
You have to see my orchids.

691
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,103
3000 r.p.m.

692
01:06:40,658 --> 01:06:43,448
How the hell does it stop?

693
01:06:45,124 --> 01:06:46,536
Will you stop!

694
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:50,582
Idiot! You're gaining speed!

695
01:06:57,606 --> 01:06:59,815
Quiet! Cool it.

696
01:07:54,712 --> 01:07:56,500
<i>''Mother.''</i>

697
01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:14,770
Let me dig him out.

698
01:09:14,986 --> 01:09:17,604
Find him with my own hands.

699
01:09:19,829 --> 01:09:24,999
Oh good God, what have you here?

700
01:09:25,214 --> 01:09:26,705
What is it?

701
01:09:29,681 --> 01:09:33,597
Let me dig him out.
Find him with <i>...</i>

702
01:09:48,382 --> 01:09:50,921
Turn around how?

703
01:09:51,137 --> 01:09:53,175
Like this? Is this good?

704
01:09:53,433 --> 01:09:55,221
But I'll fall!

705
01:09:56,814 --> 01:10:00,025
Ah, like <i>that...</i> like that!

706
01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,945
Oh, yes, <i>yes...</i>

707
01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:13,759
No... too much.

708
01:10:14,681 --> 01:10:16,138
That's enough.

709
01:10:17,102 --> 01:10:18,434
I beg you.

710
01:10:19,189 --> 01:10:21,934
<i>Stop...</i> stop.

711
01:10:23,238 --> 01:10:28,407
No, no, <i>no...</i> More! More! More!

712
01:10:38,976 --> 01:10:42,221
You had enough orgasm.
Now I want orgasm.

713
01:10:42,483 --> 01:10:44,020
A 15-minute orgasm.

714
01:10:44,236 --> 01:10:45,852
I want orgasm twice.

715
01:10:46,073 --> 01:10:48,817
To "orgasm" or "orgasimize"?

716
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,406
To come.

717
01:10:55,424 --> 01:10:59,215
You had enough orgasm.
Now I want <i>orgasm...</i>

718
01:11:11,746 --> 01:11:13,955
Who are you?

719
01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:17,043
Let's try here.

720
01:11:18,215 --> 01:11:20,925
I'll eat him!

721
01:11:22,849 --> 01:11:25,388
<i>Don't</i> think so?

722
01:11:41,550 --> 01:11:42,791
Your turn!

723
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:45,007
Oh, <i>Mommy...</i>

724
01:11:45,517 --> 01:11:48,135
<i>Mummy... Mother...</i>

725
01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:57,532
She was Ula Bula.
She sang when she loved.

726
01:12:35,276 --> 01:12:36,767
Still more!

727
01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:42,320
Look how many!

728
01:12:48,759 --> 01:12:52,175
My dear friend,
you're really extraordinary.

729
01:12:52,390 --> 01:12:53,882
How did you manage?

730
01:12:54,061 --> 01:12:57,977
Want to hear them all together?
The dear ladies?

731
01:14:10,953 --> 01:14:12,740
Elena! You, in here?

732
01:14:12,957 --> 01:14:13,992
Aren't you?

733
01:14:14,752 --> 01:14:17,086
My train was stuck in the country.

734
01:14:17,298 --> 01:14:19,666
I wanted to phone.

735
01:14:19,887 --> 01:14:23,222
- I'd have called anyway.
- I was out.

736
01:14:24,269 --> 01:14:25,055
How come?

737
01:14:26,107 --> 01:14:28,100
Isban Isbarashi!

738
01:14:28,319 --> 01:14:29,981
Let us begin.

739
01:14:30,197 --> 01:14:34,820
We cannot disappoint
our faithful friends.

740
01:14:35,749 --> 01:14:38,994
Beautiful lady, join the celebration

741
01:14:39,214 --> 01:14:41,798
for my ten thousandth conquest.

742
01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,003
Everyone's waiting.

743
01:14:44,181 --> 01:14:46,139
<i>Come...</i>

744
01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:49,059
You too, dear Snaporaz.

745
01:15:15,448 --> 01:15:19,035
Best wishes, Dr. Z�berkock.

746
01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,061
You find her beautiful?

747
01:16:19,651 --> 01:16:23,067
Wait, my friends, before applauding.

748
01:16:23,241 --> 01:16:25,073
My sweet fianc�e

749
01:16:25,244 --> 01:16:28,580
would like to perform something
for you.

750
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,419
<i>Concentration...</i>

751
01:16:31,632 --> 01:16:32,964
Impossible.

752
01:16:44,572 --> 01:16:45,904
Don't upset hi m.

753
01:16:46,116 --> 01:16:50,079
I'd do it for you,
but I don't know how.

754
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:53,084
- Do what?
- You'll see.

755
01:16:55,843 --> 01:16:56,924
Music.

756
01:17:22,518 --> 01:17:26,105
Where will these gold pieces end up?

757
01:17:53,408 --> 01:17:56,403
An Oriental art practiced
by many courtesans.

758
01:17:56,623 --> 01:17:58,866
It's Zen-Sex.

759
01:17:59,294 --> 01:18:00,330
Want to try?

760
01:18:01,632 --> 01:18:02,839
Another one.

761
01:18:12,653 --> 01:18:13,689
Silence.

762
01:18:13,947 --> 01:18:15,609
Give me your necklace.

763
01:18:17,495 --> 01:18:20,409
She does it with pearls too!

764
01:18:49,763 --> 01:18:51,881
You happy? Happy now?

765
01:18:56,108 --> 01:18:59,603
Ten thousand candles.
I will try.

766
01:19:01,994 --> 01:19:03,405
All of them!

767
01:19:47,370 --> 01:19:49,579
How about those?

768
01:20:00,310 --> 01:20:01,597
IS he mad?

769
01:20:04,068 --> 01:20:05,229
Swine!

770
01:20:06,071 --> 01:20:08,611
No, it's not what you think!

771
01:20:14,713 --> 01:20:17,297
Look here my friends.

772
01:20:18,303 --> 01:20:20,010
It was champagne!

773
01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:27,476
D'Annunzio writes:
"Oh, sinuous female forms

774
01:20:27,695 --> 01:20:31,691
"coiled like the spirals
of a white serpent

775
01:20:31,953 --> 01:20:34,412
"Oh, maiden, how imperceptibly

776
01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:40,296
"you turn the byplay of love
into a surging fire

777
01:20:42,389 --> 01:20:43,596
<i>''Drink of me...</i>

778
01:20:43,809 --> 01:20:47,304
<i>''I am the wine that inebriates�'</i>

779
01:20:48,984 --> 01:20:50,476
<i>Friends...</i>

780
01:20:50,863 --> 01:20:53,322
Midst all this merrymaking,

781
01:20:53,535 --> 01:20:55,823
I feel great sadness

782
01:20:56,081 --> 01:20:57,322
<i>'tis a bitter cake.

783
01:20:57,543 --> 01:21:01,130
Because you pissed on it, you slob!

784
01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:02,874
It's not <i>that...</i>

785
01:21:03,094 --> 01:21:04,255
Then why?

786
01:21:06,559 --> 01:21:10,522
Because it's time
to say farewell to women.

787
01:21:10,984 --> 01:21:12,726
All women.

788
01:21:12,988 --> 01:21:15,231
To the woman of the poet.

789
01:21:15,409 --> 01:21:16,820
The true woman.

790
01:21:17,036 --> 01:21:19,120
To my woman.

791
01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:28,633
At least tell <i>me...</i>

792
01:21:28,851 --> 01:21:30,683
Only you can go to parties?

793
01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:33,436
This lady also likes

794
01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:36,774
to enjoy her liberty!

795
01:21:37,033 --> 01:21:39,492
Thanks for showing me how!

796
01:21:41,207 --> 01:21:42,163
Let's go away.

797
01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:44,868
I get depressed at home.

798
01:21:45,715 --> 01:21:48,333
I ran into my singing teacher.

799
01:21:49,932 --> 01:21:53,268
Excuse me, sir,
but I'm talking to my psychoanalyst.

800
01:21:53,438 --> 01:21:56,273
Go right ahead, I'm <i>not...</i>

801
01:21:57,403 --> 01:21:59,441
What are you doing here?

802
01:21:59,658 --> 01:22:01,149
You vagabond!

803
01:22:02,997 --> 01:22:04,613
Loredana.

804
01:22:06,629 --> 01:22:08,838
Look <i>who�s</i> here!

805
01:22:11,554 --> 01:22:13,888
Your button's coming loose.

806
01:22:14,435 --> 01:22:16,017
Come, I'll fix it.

807
01:22:19,403 --> 01:22:21,019
I'll be right there, Elena!

808
01:22:30,172 --> 01:22:31,835
I keep everything in here.

809
01:22:32,093 --> 01:22:33,504
So I see.

810
01:22:34,764 --> 01:22:37,223
You're sweet, you remind <i>me...</i>

811
01:22:37,437 --> 01:22:38,848
It's incredible.

812
01:22:39,106 --> 01:22:42,067
You're the spitting image
of a showgirl <i>who...</i>

813
01:22:42,279 --> 01:22:43,235
I'm her daughter.

814
01:22:44,325 --> 01:22:49,039
- She was my mother.
- There were two very <i>pretty...</i>

815
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:50,411
Yes, my aunt.

816
01:22:50,586 --> 01:22:52,373
The Smash Duo.

817
01:22:53,759 --> 01:22:56,673
The Smash Duo! What memories!

818
01:22:58,476 --> 01:22:59,808
And you're a feminist?

819
01:23:00,437 --> 01:23:01,724
Naturally.

820
01:23:03,109 --> 01:23:05,443
How could I not be?

821
01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:13,245
Why do you come here?

822
01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:15,834
That's a secret.

823
01:23:21,267 --> 01:23:23,476
You got yourself into a mess.

824
01:23:24,148 --> 01:23:26,060
I feel better. Want to talk?

825
01:23:26,277 --> 01:23:27,859
No, thanks anyway.

826
01:23:28,907 --> 01:23:31,867
Tell <i>me...</i>
Why am I in a mess?

827
01:23:33,582 --> 01:23:35,289
Adieu woman!

828
01:23:35,503 --> 01:23:39,875
Oh, what war, what peace,
what land, what sea,

829
01:23:40,137 --> 01:23:42,345
you were for me

830
01:23:42,558 --> 01:23:46,804
Water and fire, all is desire

831
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,392
And when I pray

832
01:23:49,571 --> 01:23:52,907
'tis you I implore

833
01:23:53,953 --> 01:23:56,241
<i>Adieu...</i>

834
01:23:57,168 --> 01:24:00,413
Eyes so imperious

835
01:24:00,591 --> 01:24:03,961
Knees so mysterious

836
01:24:04,389 --> 01:24:07,725
To you, I say adieu!

837
01:24:08,189 --> 01:24:10,523
<i>Adieu...</i>

838
01:24:10,902 --> 01:24:14,443
Oh navel so compelling

839
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:18,905
You were the dwelling

840
01:24:19,167 --> 01:24:22,879
of my dying lips

841
01:24:26,263 --> 01:24:27,344
Yes, I'm drinking.

842
01:24:27,516 --> 01:24:30,636
My fifth. Or sixth or tenth.

843
01:24:30,855 --> 01:24:34,225
I don't know
but I've no intention of stopping.

844
01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:36,654
What a bore you are.

845
01:24:36,866 --> 01:24:39,611
And yet your friends
consider you witty.

846
01:24:39,830 --> 01:24:42,870
One who sees
the brighter side of life.

847
01:24:46,635 --> 01:24:50,472
But did you ever force yourself
to make me smile?

848
01:24:51,561 --> 01:24:54,647
To make me a part of things,
as a true friend?

849
01:24:54,858 --> 01:24:55,894
Never!

850
01:24:59,367 --> 01:25:01,451
It wouldn't hurt to try,

851
01:25:01,621 --> 01:25:05,958
at least once,
before everything turns to shit!

852
01:25:08,467 --> 01:25:11,928
But he's too busy
with crossword puzzles

853
01:25:12,182 --> 01:25:14,846
and mystery stories,
with his waistline,

854
01:25:15,062 --> 01:25:17,852
his homeopathic cures, <i>acupuncture...</i>

855
01:25:18,110 --> 01:25:22,858
Maybe a little puncture
down there would do you good, huh?

856
01:25:23,286 --> 01:25:24,994
How considerate you are.

857
01:25:25,248 --> 01:25:27,491
Listen, Elena, don't you <i>...</i>

858
01:25:28,963 --> 01:25:30,454
Oh, <i>sorry...</i>

859
01:25:53,802 --> 01:25:59,017
Remember when you used to place
little notes under my pillow?

860
01:25:59,896 --> 01:26:01,512
Did you love me then?

861
01:26:02,651 --> 01:26:03,858
Did you?

862
01:26:05,072 --> 01:26:07,235
Answer me!

863
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,371
Why do I even bother asking?

864
01:26:13,588 --> 01:26:16,252
You never listen to me.

865
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,926
He never once listened to me!

866
01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:23,561
He's mum.

867
01:26:24,650 --> 01:26:25,982
Look at hi m.

868
01:26:26,612 --> 01:26:27,978
He won't talk.

869
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:31,326
You shouldn't talk
when you're like this!

870
01:26:36,630 --> 01:26:39,670
Do you realize how empty my life is?

871
01:26:39,887 --> 01:26:41,971
Has it ever dawned on you?

872
01:26:42,349 --> 01:26:45,719
Was I ever able to talk about me

873
01:26:46,608 --> 01:26:50,479
without you making a face
or fidgeting?

874
01:26:53,037 --> 01:26:56,578
What important exchange have we had
in all these years?

875
01:26:57,169 --> 01:26:58,410
None.

876
01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,497
Never!

877
01:27:00,634 --> 01:27:02,376
Never anything!

878
01:27:06,394 --> 01:27:08,637
Only when you're far away,

879
01:27:08,857 --> 01:27:13,150
do you feel the need
to call up, and chat.

880
01:27:13,407 --> 01:27:15,400
I'm your refuge.

881
01:27:15,620 --> 01:27:17,863
But I wasn't made for that!

882
01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,497
I'm sorry, it's not enough!

883
01:27:20,671 --> 01:27:24,714
You had your mother for that.
I'm not your mother!

884
01:27:25,806 --> 01:27:27,013
<i>Quiet...</i>

885
01:27:32,777 --> 01:27:35,612
Must you do this to me?

886
01:27:46,803 --> 01:27:48,715
Calm down, please.

887
01:27:49,433 --> 01:27:51,801
It's not as bad as you make it.

888
01:27:52,021 --> 01:27:55,608
You're exaggerating.
We haven't come to such odds.

889
01:27:56,321 --> 01:27:59,235
We've been through
difficult moments before.

890
01:28:02,165 --> 01:28:04,453
We'll grow old together.

891
01:28:05,129 --> 01:28:06,711
I won't leave you.

892
01:28:09,470 --> 01:28:11,212
You won't?

893
01:28:11,599 --> 01:28:12,806
But I will!

894
01:28:13,018 --> 01:28:14,601
Asshole.

895
01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:17,477
Grow old with you?

896
01:28:17,945 --> 01:28:19,777
To be your nursemaid?

897
01:28:20,616 --> 01:28:22,984
Tend to all your ills?

898
01:28:23,204 --> 01:28:28,202
Clean your bedpans,
and put up with your whims?

899
01:28:28,923 --> 01:28:31,541
There's a <i>fountain...</i>
you'll fall in!

900
01:28:31,719 --> 01:28:33,552
<i>I'm</i> better Off alone.

901
01:28:34,475 --> 01:28:39,690
Do you know what you've
turned me into? I'm a nonentity.

902
01:28:40,695 --> 01:28:42,653
Do I still exist?

903
01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:46,695
Go on, say it that I don't exist.

904
01:28:46,872 --> 01:28:50,242
Don't you think
I worry about our situation?

905
01:28:50,505 --> 01:28:52,748
About shedding some light on it?

906
01:28:52,926 --> 01:28:55,043
Let's not torture each other.

907
01:28:57,977 --> 01:28:59,343
Shed some light?

908
01:29:01,025 --> 01:29:03,108
He wants to "shed light".

909
01:29:04,155 --> 01:29:05,863
Then let's shed, sir.

910
01:29:06,075 --> 01:29:09,036
Shed away!

911
01:29:33,585 --> 01:29:35,919
Silly, you don't know how to do it.

912
01:29:45,065 --> 01:29:48,606
There may still be a chance,
if you wanted.

913
01:29:49,072 --> 01:29:53,786
Or are we too old to be young again,
you and I?

914
01:29:58,005 --> 01:29:59,871
The police! Police!

915
01:30:01,804 --> 01:30:03,842
Wake up, Krisha. The police!

916
01:30:04,684 --> 01:30:07,804
- Your Residence Permit?
- A new gorilla?

917
01:30:07,982 --> 01:30:13,823
Though my hearts brims with desire,
I <i>say...</i>

918
01:30:15,371 --> 01:30:18,035
Adieu!

919
01:30:21,632 --> 01:30:23,670
Good evening, one and all!

920
01:30:23,845 --> 01:30:25,586
Dr. Z�berkock, my respects.

921
01:30:25,807 --> 01:30:28,721
Forgive me for interrupting like this

922
01:30:28,896 --> 01:30:32,483
but the owner of the house,
illegally built

923
01:30:32,694 --> 01:30:35,063
and subject to demolition,

924
01:30:35,283 --> 01:30:38,072
is aware, correct me otherwise,

925
01:30:38,288 --> 01:30:39,780
that all parties

926
01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:42,167
must terminate at 11. 30 pm.

927
01:30:42,379 --> 01:30:44,667
You've only a few minutes left.

928
01:30:45,761 --> 01:30:47,673
My beautiful Inspector,

929
01:30:47,848 --> 01:30:50,967
your presence does honor my house.

930
01:30:51,187 --> 01:30:52,474
May I <i>...?</i>

931
01:30:52,690 --> 01:30:56,402
At 8 am tomorrow
you will report to Lt. Myrna.

932
01:30:56,656 --> 01:31:00,117
She wants to know why you fired upon

933
01:31:00,329 --> 01:31:02,071
innocent schoolgirls this morning.

934
01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:04,830
Little cub!
Identification, please!

935
01:31:05,004 --> 01:31:07,497
What <i>the...?</i> You're a policewoman?

936
01:31:10,014 --> 01:31:11,721
I shot in the air.

937
01:31:11,892 --> 01:31:14,101
I have witnesses.

938
01:31:14,313 --> 01:31:16,055
You�re a little soft.

939
01:31:16,276 --> 01:31:19,897
What's this I feel
that wriggles like an eel?

940
01:31:20,784 --> 01:31:23,528
It's limp. It hangs at 6.30.

941
01:31:25,501 --> 01:31:27,789
Elena! My love!

942
01:31:27,964 --> 01:31:29,250
Francesca!

943
01:31:29,633 --> 01:31:30,794
Darling!

944
01:31:31,512 --> 01:31:32,502
I'll dress myself!

945
01:31:32,723 --> 01:31:35,432
Now I make a report:

946
01:31:35,687 --> 01:31:39,808
Why are you here?
And when will you go away?

947
01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:43,110
Another motorcycle ride?

948
01:31:55,056 --> 01:31:57,675
You're guilty of mistreating minors

949
01:31:57,895 --> 01:32:00,388
but thanks to Elena,
we'll not arrest you.

950
01:32:01,276 --> 01:32:02,517
They were minors?

951
01:32:03,071 --> 01:32:06,737
I'm guilty of having mistreated
poor little girls?

952
01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:08,278
Yes, little girls!

953
01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:17,920
What have I signed,
sweet enchantress?

954
01:32:18,140 --> 01:32:22,763
The report concerning your dog's
aggressiveness and subsequent death.

955
01:32:24,778 --> 01:32:27,146
Dr. Z�berkock, you know very well

956
01:32:27,366 --> 01:32:30,202
you can't keep dogs like that

957
01:32:30,414 --> 01:32:32,246
without special permission.

958
01:32:32,793 --> 01:32:35,002
One attacked a guard, and was killed.

959
01:32:35,924 --> 01:32:36,834
<i>Ladies...</i>

960
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:39,711
Our humble respects.

961
01:32:40,724 --> 01:32:44,811
I'm sorry, but the Stationmaster
is better than you.

962
01:32:47,194 --> 01:32:49,187
They killed Italo!

963
01:32:49,867 --> 01:32:52,952
The dog I loved most.

964
01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:55,164
Whores! Murderers!

965
01:32:55,376 --> 01:32:57,960
Three of you for every dog killed!

966
01:32:59,676 --> 01:33:01,133
<i>Italo...</i>

967
01:33:05,770 --> 01:33:08,560
What harm did he ever do,

968
01:33:09,194 --> 01:33:11,778
this faithful friend?

969
01:33:41,921 --> 01:33:45,007
What's happening tonight,
anyway?

970
01:33:48,475 --> 01:33:51,310
I feel storms in my belly.

971
01:33:51,481 --> 01:33:54,691
Love is beautiful when it's storming.

972
01:33:55,196 --> 01:33:56,937
Right, Krisha?

973
01:33:57,742 --> 01:34:00,736
Signorina,
have you seen my wife anywhere?

974
01:34:00,999 --> 01:34:03,834
I've seen many wives
since I work for Dr. Z�berkock.

975
01:34:04,004 --> 01:34:08,001
A woman in a red dress, seated there.

976
01:34:09,306 --> 01:34:12,266
The lady went to sleep.
She's upstairs.

977
01:34:12,437 --> 01:34:15,101
Not SO loud!

978
01:34:17,946 --> 01:34:20,485
You see what they did to your boy?

979
01:34:25,502 --> 01:34:27,084
My sweet <i>Mommy...</i>

980
01:34:31,221 --> 01:34:33,178
You're my true <i>love...</i>

981
01:34:38,401 --> 01:34:40,017
My little girl <i>...</i>

982
01:34:41,491 --> 01:34:43,483
My sweetheart.

983
01:34:46,875 --> 01:34:47,956
<i>Mamushka...</i>

984
01:34:52,969 --> 01:34:56,761
Good night. Sweet dreams,

985
01:34:56,977 --> 01:34:59,140
my precious Mommy.

986
01:35:05,618 --> 01:35:07,986
Close all the lights.

987
01:35:08,164 --> 01:35:10,202
Close up everything.

988
01:35:11,379 --> 01:35:13,918
No one lives here anymore.

989
01:35:19,060 --> 01:35:20,551
I keep thinking

990
01:35:20,813 --> 01:35:24,560
that our dear Xavier
should get married.

991
01:35:25,698 --> 01:35:27,906
One needs a woman, my boy.

992
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:34,126
A house should always
have a woman.

993
01:35:34,338 --> 01:35:37,504
"A house without a woman",

994
01:35:37,762 --> 01:35:39,846
they say in my parts,

995
01:35:40,099 --> 01:35:44,813
"is like the sea without a Siren."

996
01:35:48,031 --> 01:35:50,069
Don't you agree with me?

997
01:36:04,353 --> 01:36:05,434
This <i>was...</i>

998
01:36:05,730 --> 01:36:08,064
the nice surprise

999
01:36:08,235 --> 01:36:12,403
that Dr. Xavier had prepared for you.

1000
01:36:15,289 --> 01:36:19,161
Raina and Vessilas. Two darlings.

1001
01:36:19,381 --> 01:36:21,499
You can begin.

1002
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:23,126
We're not ready!

1003
01:36:23,388 --> 01:36:24,879
Sit down, Signora.

1004
01:36:25,267 --> 01:36:27,430
Sit down, sit!

1005
01:36:28,481 --> 01:36:30,940
We're here to applaud you.

1006
01:36:44,468 --> 01:36:48,465
Look, my boy.
They have skin that glows.

1007
01:37:09,182 --> 01:37:11,048
Come, they're dancing!

1008
01:37:31,598 --> 01:37:32,839
Fred Astaire.

1009
01:39:03,394 --> 01:39:04,510
The lights went out!

1010
01:39:04,729 --> 01:39:07,222
It's better in the dark!

1011
01:39:09,155 --> 01:39:10,612
And that other song that <i>went...</i>

1012
01:39:12,619 --> 01:39:15,033
We're prettier by candlelight.

1013
01:39:15,291 --> 01:39:18,411
You dance so well <i>...</i>
Such class!

1014
01:39:21,928 --> 01:39:23,169
Remember?

1015
01:39:25,977 --> 01:39:27,093
My son,

1016
01:39:27,647 --> 01:39:31,142
the night has begun.

1017
01:39:31,988 --> 01:39:35,530
And with each new night,
the great journey begins.

1018
01:39:35,746 --> 01:39:40,164
Do you know where I go
every single night?

1019
01:39:40,546 --> 01:39:42,253
TO him!

1020
01:39:42,424 --> 01:39:45,919
To my great, my one and only love!

1021
01:39:46,682 --> 01:39:51,771
Remember that actress, always wrapped
in furs with sensuous lips?

1022
01:39:52,026 --> 01:39:55,065
Once we stole her poster
from the movie house

1023
01:39:55,282 --> 01:39:58,617
and took turns each night.
What royal jackoffs!

1024
01:40:20,203 --> 01:40:22,116
What a beautiful nightshirt.

1025
01:40:22,332 --> 01:40:26,705
The Master's father slept in it,
and his father before hi m.

1026
01:40:26,966 --> 01:40:30,336
And tonight you'll sleep in it too.

1027
01:40:31,181 --> 01:40:34,142
This was their room.

1028
01:40:34,354 --> 01:40:38,270
Someone must always sleep here,
or else they'll come.

1029
01:40:38,487 --> 01:40:41,071
But with an onion by your side,

1030
01:40:41,284 --> 01:40:43,572
you will sleep till morningtide.

1031
01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:46,202
But I don't want to sleep!

1032
01:40:47,253 --> 01:40:48,539
"Peel the lady

1033
01:40:48,757 --> 01:40:50,498
<i>''made of fruit.''</i>

1034
01:40:50,718 --> 01:40:55,056
"With 3 apples 'neath his bed
The ugly voices took and fled."

1035
01:40:55,268 --> 01:40:58,354
"Dream of bliss
And the Moon Maid's kiss."

1036
01:40:58,566 --> 01:41:00,103
Let's question him, girls!

1037
01:41:00,319 --> 01:41:01,355
Are you in love?

1038
01:41:01,572 --> 01:41:03,313
How old are you?

1039
01:41:04,494 --> 01:41:05,905
Own up, how old?

1040
01:41:06,206 --> 01:41:08,574
I hit fifty, but I'm still nifty!

1041
01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:39,301
Go, Snaporaz!

1042
01:41:39,475 --> 01:41:42,265
He's off to a good start!

1043
01:41:42,440 --> 01:41:44,477
Listen to the wind,

1044
01:41:44,986 --> 01:41:48,732
and all the Secrets it tells.

1045
01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:50,618
Thank you, that'll do.

1046
01:41:50,830 --> 01:41:53,539
Dream, dream, pretty boy.

1047
01:41:53,751 --> 01:41:55,664
A great woman

1048
01:41:56,131 --> 01:41:58,419
weaves your destiny.

1049
01:41:58,636 --> 01:42:03,225
Dream of me, the prettiest
who satisfies every whim.

1050
01:42:04,689 --> 01:42:06,555
Good night, it's late.

1051
01:42:07,486 --> 01:42:08,727
Look at <i>me...</i>

1052
01:42:24,559 --> 01:42:27,599
Good night, Daddy Longlegs.
And remember:

1053
01:42:27,815 --> 01:42:30,729
"Shut your eyes right away"

1054
01:42:30,946 --> 01:42:32,313
"And heed not what the voices say."

1055
01:42:33,451 --> 01:42:34,783
Oh, we're stuck!

1056
01:42:35,705 --> 01:42:38,915
Choosing between you two
is no easy matter.

1057
01:42:43,261 --> 01:42:45,299
Wait! Don't go yet.

1058
01:42:45,515 --> 01:42:48,304
There's one little thing.
Come closer.

1059
01:42:48,854 --> 01:42:50,311
Good night.

1060
01:42:53,572 --> 01:42:54,437
<i>Listen...</i>

1061
01:42:55,576 --> 01:42:57,113
It's important.

1062
01:43:04,675 --> 01:43:07,590
What do you want?

1063
01:43:48,548 --> 01:43:50,211
I want to make love!

1064
01:43:50,427 --> 01:43:51,508
Make love!

1065
01:43:51,930 --> 01:43:53,638
But it's <i>raining...</i>

1066
01:43:54,601 --> 01:43:56,389
Quiet. We're guests.

1067
01:44:16,810 --> 01:44:18,221
Shame!

1068
01:44:18,438 --> 01:44:21,147
Look what your whores
have done to you.

1069
01:44:48,327 --> 01:44:49,363
Well?

1070
01:44:50,455 --> 01:44:51,571
Well what?

1071
01:44:52,042 --> 01:44:52,953
You�re dead!

1072
01:44:53,252 --> 01:44:55,916
I'm tired. I've been traveling.

1073
01:44:56,509 --> 01:44:58,296
I thought we were separated.

1074
01:46:54,937 --> 01:46:57,179
It's freezing up here.

1075
01:46:57,650 --> 01:46:58,766
How much <i>longer...?</i>

1076
01:46:59,111 --> 01:47:02,072
There! He stuck his head Out.

1077
01:47:03,244 --> 01:47:05,658
Who are you? What are you doing here?

1078
01:47:11,634 --> 01:47:12,795
Hi there!

1079
01:47:13,012 --> 01:47:14,549
Hey, Snaporaz!

1080
01:47:27,915 --> 01:47:31,376
Rosina, Rosina,
she quenches my thirst

1081
01:47:31,588 --> 01:47:34,754
The girl with the most,
and also the first

1082
01:48:05,067 --> 01:48:06,103
It tickles!

1083
01:48:13,833 --> 01:48:16,042
I'll call your mother. Stop it!

1084
01:48:18,759 --> 01:48:19,920
I'm working.

1085
01:48:20,637 --> 01:48:24,224
Want a good smack?
You'll get it all right!

1086
01:48:24,604 --> 01:48:25,594
Come here.

1087
01:48:45,601 --> 01:48:46,842
Look <i>who�s</i> here!

1088
01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:49,642
Will you look who's here

1089
01:48:49,816 --> 01:48:51,854
Remember the lovely fishmonger?

1090
01:48:52,906 --> 01:48:56,197
Oh, how we sighed, how we cried

1091
01:49:02,006 --> 01:49:04,465
Take a look at this fish!

1092
01:49:05,011 --> 01:49:09,349
Eat my fish and you'll make love
till you're a hundred.

1093
01:49:11,482 --> 01:49:13,349
The fish lady from San Leo!

1094
01:49:13,903 --> 01:49:15,611
The eyes of a wildcat.

1095
01:49:15,782 --> 01:49:17,819
Had I been a fish!

1096
01:49:19,956 --> 01:49:22,199
She was like a dream

1097
01:49:22,460 --> 01:49:24,578
In the dark, she was a shark!

1098
01:49:24,798 --> 01:49:27,543
Good-bye! Oh, the <i>nurse...</i>

1099
01:49:27,846 --> 01:49:29,007
from the health resort.

1100
01:49:29,223 --> 01:49:31,682
Let me see the nurse.

1101
01:49:34,608 --> 01:49:36,692
With all those teeth!

1102
01:49:37,572 --> 01:49:39,690
Feeling better today?

1103
01:49:41,705 --> 01:49:45,793
My little bube
become big strong fella.

1104
01:49:48,885 --> 01:49:50,251
I wanted to marry her.

1105
01:49:50,555 --> 01:49:53,845
Imagine having a wife
who carries you to bed.

1106
01:49:54,896 --> 01:49:56,012
She was German.

1107
01:49:56,232 --> 01:49:57,894
What was your name?

1108
01:50:10,717 --> 01:50:13,210
The most breathtaking, spectacular

1109
01:50:13,514 --> 01:50:16,850
show ever offered to the public:

1110
01:50:17,062 --> 01:50:18,600
The Circle Of Death.

1111
01:50:18,816 --> 01:50:20,979
You won't believe your eyes.

1112
01:50:21,195 --> 01:50:24,611
You won't believe it possible.

1113
01:50:24,827 --> 01:50:27,536
And yet, look what we have here:

1114
01:50:27,749 --> 01:50:29,115
Lyonet!

1115
01:50:29,460 --> 01:50:32,546
The pride and joy of the U.S.A.

1116
01:50:37,976 --> 01:50:41,893
And Ginette Lamour!
A Parisian thoroughbred!

1117
01:50:42,109 --> 01:50:44,693
They'll knock you dead!

1118
01:50:44,864 --> 01:50:49,202
Matchless beauty,
and unsurpassed courage!

1119
01:50:49,456 --> 01:50:51,540
They risk their lives

1120
01:50:51,751 --> 01:50:54,791
in a terrifying Circle Of Death.

1121
01:50:57,179 --> 01:51:00,014
Look Marcello, see what I see?

1122
01:51:00,226 --> 01:51:02,594
Remember? Way back in '23?

1123
01:51:57,666 --> 01:51:58,907
Wait for me!

1124
01:52:07,100 --> 01:52:09,434
Oh la la, oh la la,

1125
01:52:09,688 --> 01:52:11,976
Oh la la, the cinema!

1126
01:52:12,192 --> 01:52:13,400
The cinema!

1127
01:52:57,485 --> 01:52:59,603
Are you that sure of yourself?

1128
01:52:59,823 --> 01:53:04,868
Do you really think
you can read a woman's heart?

1129
01:53:05,250 --> 01:53:06,958
It's too late, Ivan.

1130
01:53:07,838 --> 01:53:11,129
The Ambassador has ordered
my re-entry.

1131
01:53:11,302 --> 01:53:15,299
For me, it's already winter!

1132
01:54:22,142 --> 01:54:23,725
The widow on the grave!

1133
01:54:23,938 --> 01:54:27,274
To whose ass I was a Slave!

1134
01:54:28,321 --> 01:54:30,187
You're monotonous, dear Marcello

1135
01:54:30,408 --> 01:54:34,121
A woman, my good fellow,
doesn't begin from behind

1136
01:54:34,332 --> 01:54:36,073
Behind, behind

1137
01:54:36,252 --> 01:54:37,539
Marcello,

1138
01:54:37,797 --> 01:54:39,915
remember that bordello?

1139
01:54:40,719 --> 01:54:44,260
The "assophile's delight"
You became one overnight

1140
01:54:44,518 --> 01:54:46,475
An "Assophile", overnight!

1141
01:56:50,377 --> 01:56:53,041
Hey! <i>Good-bye...</i> farewell!

1142
01:56:57,682 --> 01:57:00,175
Get my coat, Adelina.

1143
01:57:00,353 --> 01:57:02,186
It was cold up there.

1144
01:57:02,399 --> 01:57:03,765
You're crazy.

1145
01:57:03,986 --> 01:57:07,151
At our age one should stay at home!

1146
01:57:11,708 --> 01:57:12,414
The lights?

1147
01:57:12,626 --> 01:57:15,085
We finished before time.

1148
01:57:17,177 --> 01:57:18,884
Where're you going?

1149
01:57:19,222 --> 01:57:20,633
How'll I get down?

1150
01:57:20,892 --> 01:57:23,226
Don't break our gonads!

1151
01:57:58,253 --> 01:58:00,086
I close cage!

1152
01:58:06,142 --> 01:58:08,806
You�re so ridiculous! Ridiculous!

1153
01:58:09,022 --> 01:58:10,012
<i>Listen...</i>

1154
01:58:10,234 --> 01:58:11,725
You forgive?

1155
01:58:15,326 --> 01:58:16,487
Poor thing.

1156
01:58:16,996 --> 01:58:19,866
PROGRESSENCE

1157
01:58:31,940 --> 01:58:33,272
Hello, I <i>...</i>

1158
01:58:38,619 --> 01:58:40,076
Hey, open up! Open!

1159
01:58:41,291 --> 01:58:42,281
Why pick <i>on...?</i>

1160
01:58:43,420 --> 01:58:44,376
Where am I?

1161
01:58:44,589 --> 01:58:47,800
This was the nicest part. Open up!

1162
01:58:54,190 --> 01:58:56,183
Let's take a look-see.

1163
01:59:02,790 --> 01:59:05,534
He fainted. I knew <i>it...</i>

1164
01:59:07,173 --> 01:59:08,664
Could he be faking it?

1165
01:59:11,347 --> 01:59:14,308
Oh dear, he weighs a ton.
He overeats.

1166
01:59:17,274 --> 01:59:19,688
He's too heavy, I'll crack my arm.

1167
01:59:22,410 --> 01:59:24,276
He looks familiar.

1168
01:59:24,747 --> 01:59:26,284
Hold him.

1169
01:59:28,963 --> 01:59:31,251
For a minute I <i>thought...</i>

1170
01:59:31,551 --> 01:59:33,293
This one's much older!

1171
01:59:33,471 --> 01:59:35,930
Signora, I'll leave him here.

1172
01:59:45,452 --> 01:59:46,112
Well?

1173
01:59:47,957 --> 01:59:48,662
Limp!

1174
01:59:48,875 --> 01:59:50,333
I told him:

1175
01:59:50,503 --> 01:59:52,666
stay home, watch TV.

1176
01:59:53,133 --> 01:59:56,594
Ricitelli, Achille, alias Ricky!

1177
01:59:57,224 --> 02:00:00,719
Tower 22! Ring number 7.

1178
02:00:02,609 --> 02:00:04,977
Go to it, boys. Guts!

1179
02:00:05,823 --> 02:00:07,530
You're getting fat.

1180
02:00:09,205 --> 02:00:10,412
I'll have to fine you.

1181
02:00:11,626 --> 02:00:17,046
Honey, I called your wife and sister.
I get your silk robe, right?

1182
02:00:17,845 --> 02:00:19,678
You've been called. They're waiting.

1183
02:00:19,849 --> 02:00:21,762
Why me? I'm no Latin lover.

1184
02:00:22,813 --> 02:00:26,148
You tell her.
Give me a minute, let me explain.

1185
02:00:26,779 --> 02:00:29,318
No, I'm not going. Leave me!

1186
02:00:29,492 --> 02:00:31,450
I have to write to my wife!

1187
02:00:31,704 --> 02:00:34,288
To my mother! Let go!

1188
02:00:35,587 --> 02:00:38,080
Comrades! Help!

1189
02:00:38,509 --> 02:00:40,251
Why are you here?

1190
02:00:47,192 --> 02:00:48,433
You maintain <i>...</i>

1191
02:00:49,404 --> 02:00:51,567
that you lost your way?

1192
02:00:54,122 --> 02:00:55,533
Why didn't you go back?

1193
02:00:58,087 --> 02:01:00,330
Great! I even broke my glasses.

1194
02:01:01,009 --> 02:01:04,551
What's the biological difference
between male and female?

1195
02:01:05,392 --> 02:01:07,885
Have you ever known the real woman?

1196
02:01:08,148 --> 02:01:10,185
Why do you go prying

1197
02:01:10,402 --> 02:01:12,394
in a world that escapes you?

1198
02:01:12,614 --> 02:01:14,481
Why did you choose to be male?

1199
02:01:14,701 --> 02:01:18,539
Have you explored
your feminine component?

1200
02:01:18,792 --> 02:01:21,251
Spadone, Roberto!

1201
02:01:21,547 --> 02:01:24,131
Officially registered: male.

1202
02:01:24,386 --> 02:01:29,305
Specific characteristics: male.
Hair: male.

1203
02:01:30,230 --> 02:01:32,062
At your service, Signor Roberto.

1204
02:01:35,073 --> 02:01:37,612
I'll consign it immediately,
don't worry.

1205
02:01:37,786 --> 02:01:39,323
Keep it hanging, boys!

1206
02:01:40,625 --> 02:01:41,911
Good luck.

1207
02:01:47,053 --> 02:01:49,216
Come back, Signor Roberto!

1208
02:02:05,003 --> 02:02:08,122
Where do they go? What's over there?

1209
02:02:12,142 --> 02:02:14,851
You tell hi m. Why do they go there?

1210
02:02:15,439 --> 02:02:17,181
To know the ideal woman.

1211
02:02:18,153 --> 02:02:20,146
The woman of your dreams.

1212
02:02:20,365 --> 02:02:21,856
That Undiscovered Lady.

1213
02:02:22,368 --> 02:02:23,906
Describe your orgasm!

1214
02:02:24,622 --> 02:02:26,034
What is this?

1215
02:02:26,251 --> 02:02:28,710
I don't remember. Stop this nonsense!

1216
02:02:30,760 --> 02:02:32,969
Sorry, I really don't remember.

1217
02:02:34,308 --> 02:02:36,140
How can I answer you?

1218
02:02:36,352 --> 02:02:38,595
<i>I'm</i> confused.

1219
02:02:39,192 --> 02:02:41,276
Can't we end it here?

1220
02:02:46,330 --> 02:02:49,119
<i>Let's...</i> let's call it quits.

1221
02:02:49,377 --> 02:02:52,121
Thanks for everything,
and "arrivederci", huh?

1222
02:02:52,341 --> 02:02:57,135
Besides, it's cold here.
I mean it was fun, <i>but...</i>

1223
02:02:57,351 --> 02:03:00,720
Hold your arm right out.
Go on.

1224
02:03:02,860 --> 02:03:03,941
Can't make it?

1225
02:03:04,447 --> 02:03:05,563
You're rickety.

1226
02:03:05,741 --> 02:03:09,908
You've probably never
pointed out anything to anyone.

1227
02:03:10,208 --> 02:03:11,745
Mention a woman�s name!

1228
02:03:11,961 --> 02:03:14,797
Immediately! Don't think twice.

1229
02:03:15,008 --> 02:03:16,715
I don't <i>know...</i> Pippo!

1230
02:03:17,137 --> 02:03:18,172
Pippo?

1231
02:03:18,390 --> 02:03:21,680
I said Pippo <i>because...</i>
just like that.

1232
02:03:22,146 --> 02:03:23,512
Don't ask me why.

1233
02:03:24,609 --> 02:03:26,602
It's strange, I <i>admit...</i>

1234
02:03:29,743 --> 02:03:31,030
Ring number 4!

1235
02:03:31,622 --> 02:03:33,580
Mataluso, Sabino!

1236
02:03:36,548 --> 02:03:38,256
What? I don�t understand.

1237
02:03:38,427 --> 02:03:39,543
The charges!

1238
02:03:39,721 --> 02:03:42,465
Refuses to answer:
"Why are you here?"

1239
02:03:43,227 --> 02:03:46,893
Refuses to answer:
"Why did you choose to be a male?"

1240
02:03:47,527 --> 02:03:50,566
Refuses to reveal all he knows.

1241
02:03:50,992 --> 02:03:52,654
He has no ready answers.

1242
02:03:53,204 --> 02:03:56,665
He never gives, nor lends,
nor trusts.

1243
02:03:56,878 --> 02:04:00,749
He can't offer a woman
true sexual fulfillment.

1244
02:04:00,927 --> 02:04:04,593
He can neither define nor distinguish
his feminine component.

1245
02:04:04,768 --> 02:04:06,305
He repeats himself.

1246
02:04:06,562 --> 02:04:08,178
He wears socks in bed.

1247
02:04:08,358 --> 02:04:13,902
He's guilty of being aloof,
self-indulgent.

1248
02:04:14,077 --> 02:04:15,534
He pities himself.

1249
02:04:15,663 --> 02:04:17,781
He can't find a way out.

1250
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:20,960
He's afraid of decisions.
He's always mum.

1251
02:04:22,676 --> 02:04:24,417
He's guilty of feeling guilty.

1252
02:04:24,638 --> 02:04:26,379
Takes himself too seriously.

1253
02:04:26,557 --> 02:04:31,271
He's guilty
of "maniacal assophilism".

1254
02:04:31,567 --> 02:04:35,904
He cannot commit himself
to one woman.

1255
02:04:36,994 --> 02:04:41,867
He deceives himself
by imagining an ideal woman.

1256
02:04:42,546 --> 02:04:45,461
He believes
that woman are mentally inferior.

1257
02:04:45,635 --> 02:04:49,347
He considers them superior beings.

1258
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:51,718
He prefers the dark side of the moon.

1259
02:04:53,274 --> 02:04:55,939
He can't justify his aggressiveness,

1260
02:04:56,113 --> 02:05:00,234
his vulgarity,
his arrogance towards women.

1261
02:05:00,412 --> 02:05:02,120
He feels <i>lonely...</i>

1262
02:05:15,398 --> 02:05:17,516
Don't kiss me. Keep away.

1263
02:05:17,819 --> 02:05:19,777
This style's becoming.

1264
02:05:20,283 --> 02:05:21,615
You're annoying!

1265
02:05:22,788 --> 02:05:24,120
You were so <i>cute...</i>

1266
02:05:24,373 --> 02:05:25,910
He can't cook.

1267
02:05:26,086 --> 02:05:28,420
And he pees standing up.

1268
02:05:32,931 --> 02:05:35,140
You're free. Go home.

1269
02:05:35,394 --> 02:05:37,351
Well, aren't you happy?

1270
02:05:37,564 --> 02:05:40,684
He's surprised.
You didn't expect it, huh?

1271
02:05:45,496 --> 02:05:46,577
Where'll you go?

1272
02:05:52,759 --> 02:05:56,927
Now that I'm free,
I'd like to continue and see

1273
02:05:57,351 --> 02:05:59,845
what's beyond there.

1274
02:06:00,315 --> 02:06:03,355
He wants to see. What a nut!

1275
02:06:04,490 --> 02:06:07,359
That's probably
what you want me to do.

1276
02:06:09,207 --> 02:06:10,789
Should I call up?

1277
02:06:10,960 --> 02:06:15,003
You were absolutely fantastic!
He's done for, isn't he?

1278
02:06:36,132 --> 02:06:37,543
Yes, he's here.

1279
02:06:38,052 --> 02:06:39,293
I'll tell him.

1280
02:06:40,599 --> 02:06:43,593
I knew it! And now what?

1281
02:07:45,093 --> 02:07:48,463
I thank you for considering me
worthy of this encounter!

1282
02:07:51,481 --> 02:07:54,725
Although it's a waste of time
for me and you.

1283
02:08:07,385 --> 02:08:09,594
Well? What do you want from me?

1284
02:08:10,224 --> 02:08:12,933
You don't like this head?
Off it goes!

1285
02:08:14,147 --> 02:08:17,267
My eyes offend you? I won't look.

1286
02:08:36,480 --> 02:08:38,564
Shake her. Break her.

1287
02:08:38,776 --> 02:08:40,564
Find her. Lose her.

1288
02:08:40,780 --> 02:08:42,773
Open her. Close her. Love her.

1289
02:08:42,993 --> 02:08:45,486
Kill her. Remember her. Forget her.

1290
02:08:59,190 --> 02:09:00,806
Go to her! Go to her!

1291
02:09:15,345 --> 02:09:16,552
Yes, I'm going.

1292
02:09:16,805 --> 02:09:18,798
She's got to show up now!

1293
02:09:19,018 --> 02:09:21,432
We'll finally see this ideal
which I say

1294
02:09:21,648 --> 02:09:22,684
<i>doesn't</i> exist.

1295
02:09:22,858 --> 02:09:25,476
She's always just beyond,

1296
02:09:25,697 --> 02:09:28,441
always out of reach.

1297
02:09:28,786 --> 02:09:30,244
She's ominous.

1298
02:10:01,388 --> 02:10:05,351
Precision instrument
for pecker weights.

1299
02:10:10,655 --> 02:10:12,318
What am I supposed to do up there?

1300
02:10:13,870 --> 02:10:17,707
Make love? With Her?
It's profanity!

1301
02:10:23,304 --> 02:10:25,513
It'd be a calamity for me

1302
02:10:25,683 --> 02:10:29,600
if I found that she feels pleasure
like the others do.

1303
02:10:30,400 --> 02:10:31,892
He's really going up?

1304
02:10:34,283 --> 02:10:36,070
Poor guy!

1305
02:10:42,674 --> 02:10:45,418
Where am I going? I'll never make it.

1306
02:10:47,891 --> 02:10:49,599
There's no air.

1307
02:10:58,411 --> 02:11:00,779
It's a lifetime I've been up here.

1308
02:11:06,342 --> 02:11:08,380
I could Swear I hear a voice.

1309
02:11:08,596 --> 02:11:10,634
A familiar voice.

1310
02:11:11,017 --> 02:11:15,139
Hang in there, Ole Snaporaz. Go on.

1311
02:11:15,901 --> 02:11:17,939
There's no turning back.

1312
02:11:33,309 --> 02:11:36,931
If you existed,
would you be my reward or punishment?

1313
02:11:37,442 --> 02:11:39,024
Please, let me go.

1314
02:11:39,946 --> 02:11:41,563
Have mercy.

1315
02:11:41,784 --> 02:11:45,075
Get me out of this mess.
What good am I to you?

1316
02:11:45,290 --> 02:11:48,284
I don't need you, and vice versa.

1317
02:11:50,257 --> 02:11:52,716
Could it be we've already met

1318
02:11:52,929 --> 02:11:55,217
but that I don't recognize you?

1319
02:11:55,433 --> 02:11:56,469
My first love?

1320
02:11:57,354 --> 02:12:00,144
No, you must be somebody new.

1321
02:12:00,318 --> 02:12:04,530
Someone born out of me,
as I was born out <i>of...</i>

1322
02:12:04,868 --> 02:12:05,823
<i>Please...</i>

1323
02:12:06,204 --> 02:12:10,200
I beg you, if you exist, if you are,
show yourself.

1324
02:12:10,419 --> 02:12:13,209
Now I need you. You must come forth.

1325
02:12:13,425 --> 02:12:15,713
I will close my eyes

1326
02:12:15,930 --> 02:12:17,421
and count up to 7.

1327
02:12:17,684 --> 02:12:20,553
After all, this can't go on.

1328
02:12:21,899 --> 02:12:22,855
All right.

1329
02:12:23,068 --> 02:12:25,983
When I open them, you'll <i>appear...</i>

1330
02:12:27,285 --> 02:12:28,617
near me.

1331
02:12:33,546 --> 02:12:34,332
I'll start counting.

1332
02:13:02,935 --> 02:13:04,927
Finally!

1333
02:13:05,356 --> 02:13:07,473
I was falling asleep.

1334
02:13:07,735 --> 02:13:10,194
Good boy, you won!

1335
02:13:10,406 --> 02:13:14,368
Me too
because I was betting on you.

1336
02:13:15,082 --> 02:13:17,496
See that? They're all going away.

1337
02:13:18,797 --> 02:13:22,509
So that you may enjoy
your triumph.

1338
02:13:23,807 --> 02:13:26,346
There's the Grand Prize!

1339
02:13:29,400 --> 02:13:32,361
It was Dr. Xavier

1340
02:13:32,614 --> 02:13:36,109
who sent it to you.
He's so fond of you!

1341
02:13:36,329 --> 02:13:38,367
Come! Come, my son!

1342
02:13:43,384 --> 02:13:44,842
Don't delay.

1343
02:13:45,054 --> 02:13:47,968
Delay no longer. Hurry!

1344
02:13:48,143 --> 02:13:49,726
Come, come.

1345
02:13:55,449 --> 02:13:56,405
Up there?

1346
02:13:56,659 --> 02:13:59,528
Yes, up there, little boy.

1347
02:14:00,041 --> 02:14:02,250
The Great Woman, long dreamt

1348
02:14:02,754 --> 02:14:05,965
weaves a destiny of joy.

1349
02:17:00,334 --> 02:17:00,993
Who are you?

1350
02:17:02,671 --> 02:17:03,285
Who are you?

1351
02:17:15,946 --> 02:17:16,936
What's eating you?

1352
02:17:18,868 --> 02:17:22,409
You've been mumbling and moaning
for two hours.

1353
02:17:23,460 --> 02:17:24,826
What's wrong?

1354
02:17:27,300 --> 02:17:28,165
Your glasses.